"Sometimes I would see myself as a book with bad binding. You know, like one more reader, one more face-down on the bed and I was going to spill everything, lose control."

— Em and The Big Hoom

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal
onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal
gruetheboo:

great dane sparkledog omg

I’m going to go to banana island after I’ve eaten all the other fruit and veg in the house.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

no-sex september

rubyetc:

true story

"If there was one thing I feared as I was growing up …
No, that’s stupid. I feared hundreds of things: the dark, the death of my father, the possibility that I might rejoice at the death of my mother, sums involving vernier calipers, groups of schoolboys with nothing much to do, death by drowning.
But of all these, I feared most the possibility that I might go mad too. If that happened, my only asset would be taken from me. Growing up, I knew I did not have many advantages. I had no social skills. I had no friends. I had no home - no home that was a refuge. I seemed to have no control over my body; my clumsiness was legendary. All I had was my mind and that was at peril from my genes."

— Em and The Big Hoom (this hits close to home)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via myneighbormei)

Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix) - Single